2022 Divisional Draft Recap
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 28, 2022.
The Executive Director: Good evening all
The Notorious A.B.T. : Good evening gentlemen
Karl Farbman: Good evening
Boss Hardigan: Hey Fellas
The Notorious A.B.T. : I would just like to say the The Notorious A.B.T. is thrilled to be sharing this draft with the Big Three: Boss, Karl, and T-Ferg and true titans in the league.
Karl Farbman: Ditto
The Executive Director: With all four franchises represented we can get started
The Executive Director: Welcome all to the 2022 FMFL Divisional Draft. This will be a standard snake draft. Round one will go: Boss Hardigan, T-Ferg, Karl Farbman, ABT. Round two will be in the reverse order (Abt, Karl, T-Ferg, Hardigan), etc. We’ll go until all teams are chosen. First on the clock to get us started is Boss Hardigan. Boss, you’re up.
Boss Hardigan: Luther
The Notorious A.B.T. : my god…
The Executive Director: Wow bold. Now to T-Ferg
T-Ferg: The Beard of Zeus
The Executive Director: Excellent – on to Karl
Karl Farbman: Thanks so much – I’ll take Shecky
The Executive Director: Over to ABT for two picks
The Notorious A.B.T. : Before my first selection, the The Notorious A.B.T. would like to announce the twond annual Autumnal Funny Money Classic will take place Sunday Nov. 6th. In the spirit of the league it will be a day of friendship and revelry.
The Notorious A.B.T. : Like last year we will have a golf competition in the morning followed by gathering at Benders bar Baltimore. OJ, Kar Hungus, Rick Moranis, the Big Hurt, Neon Bordeaux and Luthar Lavay have all confirmed for this date. Please join us!!
The Notorious A.B.T. : And now on to my picks… Yaz
The Notorious A.B.T. : and Judge Smails
The Executive Director: Thanks ABT – back to Karl
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Bayonnaise
The Executive Director: Back to T-Ferg for the next pick
T-Ferg: Waldo Geraldo Faldo
The Notorious A.B.T. : The Beard and Waldo were both in my top 10 Power rankings!
The Executive Director: Now over to Hardigan for two
Boss Hardigan: Blossom
Boss Hardigan: Thine
The Executive Director: Thine was the final pick last year and goes much earlier in two0twotwo
The Notorious A.B.T. : Boss, playing by the keeping your enemies close wisdom
Boss Hardigan: Boss has no friends only enemies
The Notorious A.B.T. : !
The Executive Director: Over to T-Ferg
T-Ferg: Gimme Karl Hungus
The Executive Director: Hungus off the board – Farbman is up
Karl Farbman: I’ll take the much maligned Big Hurt
The Executive Director: over to Abt for two
The Notorious A.B.T. : I’ll go with the Rook, Tony Montana
The Notorious A.B.T. : And no other than Donnie baseball
The Executive Director: Back to Farbman
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Excellent – now to T-Ferg
T-Ferg: I’ll take the other Donnie – Jeffcoat
The Executive Director: To Boss for two picks
Boss Hardigan: Mr Marbles
Boss Hardigan: and Chalky S.
The Notorious A.B.T. : The ultimate bellweather frachise
The Executive Director: Indeed – back to T-Ferg
T-Ferg: Larisa
The Executive Director: To Karl
Karl Farbman: I’ll take The People’s Champ
The Executive Director: to ABT for two
The Notorious A.B.T. : With great pleasure I select NEON
Boss Hardigan: Neon
The Notorious A.B.T. : aswellas OJ
The Executive Director: What a pair
The Notorious A.B.T. : The division will have all Don Mattingly originals and spinoffs
The Executive Director: Back to Karl
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Biff Tannen
The Executive Director: Back to T-Ferg
T-Ferg: Babe
The Executive Director: Now over to Hardigan for his final two
Boss Hardigan: Kenny Powers
Boss Hardigan: Kiko Garcia
The Executive Director: We are down to Chris B Corey, Patrick Bateman and Bud Fox
The Executive Director: T-Ferg is up
T-Ferg: I’ll take Bud Fox
The Executive Director: Karl, two choices remain
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Chris B Corey
The Executive Director: That leaves ABT with Patrick Bateman
The Notorious A.B.T. : I respect the hell out of Patrick Bateman. Just have to hope for an off year
The Executive Director: Great draft everyone – any parting words
Boss Hardigan: Great Draft!
Boss Hardigan: good luck to all
The Notorious A.B.T. : Thank ED!
Karl Farbman: Good luck all. Boss Hardigan I hope you make the postseason again (you are no threat in the playoffs)
T-Ferg: Best of luck
The Notorious A.B.T. : Autumnal Nov 6th!!!
The Executive Director: Thanks all
Welcome to the 2022 Season
Welcome to the 16th season of the Funny Money Football League!
