Divisional Draft Chat Wrap
On September 1, the draft took place. The results have already been posted. But here’s how it went down:
The Executive Director: alright here we go
Rick Moranis: Ready dodes
The Executive Director: the order is as follows
The Executive Director: 1. Rick Moranis 2. Babe 3. Yaz 4. Larisa Oleynik
The Executive Director: Rick is on the clock……
Rick Moranis: With the first pick in the 2010 Funny Money Divisional Draft, Rick “Honey I Shrunk My Debt” Moranis picks…The Notorious A.B.T.
Yaz: you know you have a bad nickname if you have to explain it
Rick Moranis: I’ve been retired since about 1991, so I’m not exactly relevant at the moment
The Executive Director: Babe you’re up
Babe: Pick #2 is Waldo Geraldo Faldo
The Executive Director: alright yaz is up
Yaz: Waldo – he’s good competition
Babe: He’s also a head case
Babe: and tells terrible jokes
The Executive Director: yaz your pick?
Yaz: sorry – Teddy KGB
The Executive Director: alright – Larisa is up
Larisa Oleynik: The Phoenix, and I must say this is the single easiest decision of my life.
The Executive Director: Rick you are up again
Rick Moranis: Slovy Maximus
Rick Moranis: or should I say Minimus?
Larisa Oleynik: oo nice
The Executive Director: Babe is up – still all four expansion teams on the board
Babe: Beard of Zeus
The Executive Director: babe keeps his friends close and his enemies closer
The Executive Director: yaz is up
Yaz: Mr. Marbles – wedding plans will mess up his mind
The Executive Director: Larisa?
Larisa Oleynik: Chris B Corey
Larisa Oleynik: jk
Larisa Oleynik: Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Rick back to you
Rick Moranis: I choose Boss Hardigan
The Executive Director: wow the brothers
The Executive Director: nice picks with those last two
The Executive Director: Babe back to you
Babe: T-Ferg
The Executive Director: word – Yaz your pick
Yaz: Art Schlichter
Yaz: anybody who picks Art as his name has to be a loser – the guy went to jail
The Executive Director: Larisa you’re up
Larisa Oleynik: Rick Moranis, statistically last year was a fluke for this one.
The Executive Director: Larisa your pick?
Larisa Oleynik: Karl Farbman
The Executive Director: wow bold move
The Executive Director: he’s a good gambler
The Executive Director: and quite handsome
Yaz: he couldn’t pick his nose last year
The Executive Director: Rick you’re up
Larisa Oleynik: Where is the autodraft button?
Rick Moranis: Lakers / Celtics, Ohio St. / Michigan and Rick Moranis vs DON MATTINGLY
The Executive Director: wow knew it was coming
The Executive Director: Babe you’re up
Babe: Kimmy Gibbler
The Executive Director: Yaz?
Yaz: Blossom
The Executive Director: ooh wow
The Executive Director: Larisa
Larisa Oleynik: Bayonnaise, sounds gross.
Rick Moranis: nice
The Executive Director: nice
The Executive Director: two rounds to go
The Executive Director: still all the expansion teams up
Rick Moranis: he’s gonna make at least four late bets due to the time difference
The Executive Director: Rick – your pick
Rick Moranis: Ron Mexico
Rick Moranis: welcome back from jail
The Executive Director: nice – Babe?
Babe: Is Kenny Powers still on the board?
The Executive Director: nope
Larisa Oleynik: no
The Executive Director: Face, Gordon Bombay, Kiko Garcia, Mr. DeBlasis, the 21th Precinct, The People’s Champ and Will Cover
The Executive Director: need your pick Babe
Larisa Oleynik: Babe, what a pig that was
Rick Moranis: guy, make it quick. you’ve gotta go walk your dog
Babe: Kiko Garcia
The Executive Director: excellent – yaz?
Yaz: Will Cover won’t cover
The Executive Director: nice – Larisa?
Larisa Oleynik: the 21st precinct
The Executive Director: sounds good
The Executive Director: one round to go
The Executive Director: Rick?
Rick Moranis: Wear thick socks, Gordon
Rick Moranis: Gor-dan Bombay
The Executive Director: three teams left
The Executive Director: Babe?
Babe: Face
Yaz: watch out for da face
The Executive Director: he could be dangerous, but he is an old man
The Executive Director: yaz your pick?
Yaz: The People’s Champ
The Executive Director: nice – and finally Larisa?
Larisa Oleynik: DeBlasis
The Executive Director: great – thank you all
Yaz: good luck, boys
Larisa Oleynik: like some sort of HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
Rick Moranis: No man who loves wasps can be any good at this
Divisional Draft Results
Gentlemen –
On September 1, 2010 the Funny Money Football League divisional draft took place with 2009 division champions Larisa Oleynik, Babe, Yaz, and Rick Moranis participating. Here are the results:
East
Larisa Oleynik*
Bayonnaise
Karl Farbman
Kenny Powers
Mr. DeBlasis
The 21th Precinct
The Phoenix
North
Babe*
The Beard of Zeus
Face**
Kiko Garcia**
Kimmy Gibbler
T-Ferg
Waldo Geraldo Faldo
South
Yaz*
Art Schlichter
Blossom Russo
Mr. Marbles
Teddy KGB
The People’s Champ
Will Cover**
West
Rick Moranis*
Boss Hardigan
Don Mattingly
Gordon Bombay
Ron Mexico**
Slovy Maximus
The Notorious A.B.T.
*Defending champion
**Rookie
