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Welcome to the 2017 Season from Dr. Oge
(Editor’s note: The 2016 winner, Dr. Oge, has graciously contributed some wisdom as we kick off the 2017 season. His message is below.)
What It Takes to be Number One in Funny Money
Winning in Funny Money is not a sometime thing; it’s an all the time thing. You don’t win once in a while; you don’t do things right once in a while; you do them right all of the time. Winning Funny Money is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game, and that’s first place. I have finished second twice in Funny Money, and I don’t ever want to finish second again. There is second place prize money, but it is a prize for losers. It is and always has been an American zeal to be first in anything we do, and to win, and to win, and to win, especially in Funny Money.
Every time a Funny Money player goes to ply his trade he’s got to play from the ground up – from the soles of his feet right up to his head. Every inch of him has to play. Some guys play with their heads. That’s O.K. You’ve got to be smart to be number one in any business. But more importantly, you’ve got to play with your heart, with every fiber of your body. If you’re lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he’s never going to come in second in Funny Money.
Running a Funny Money team is no different than running any other kind of organization – an army, a political party or a business. The principles are the same. The object is to win – to beat the other guy. Maybe that sounds hard or cruel. I don’t think it is.
It is a reality of life that men are competitive and the most competitive games draw the most competitive men. That’s why they are there – to compete. The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules – but to win.
And in truth, I’ve never known a man worth his salt who in the long run, deep down in his heart, didn’t appreciate the grind, the discipline. There is something in good men that really yearns for discipline and the harsh reality of head to head combat, especially in Funny Money.
I don’t say these things because I believe in the ‘brute’ nature of men or that men must be brutalized to be combative. I believe in God, and I believe in human decency. But I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour — his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear — is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle – victorious in Funny Money.
– Vincent T. Lombardi (Famous Funny Money League Champion)
