Divisional Draft Chat Wrap
The following is a summary of the divisional draft chat room:
The Executive Director: Hello Marbles
Mr. Marbles: where’s that beard
The Executive Director: alright – we’re going without the Beard
The Executive Director: he can have the leftovers
The Executive Director: The order is as follows: Karl Farbman, Mr. Marbles, Ron Mexico
The Executive Director: then back in the reverse the next round
The Executive Director: Karl Farbman – you’re up
Karl Farbman: With the first pick, I take a man who needs no introduction: The Phoenix
The Executive Director: Marbles, your pick
Mr. Marbles: that was a given 4 months ago
Mr. Marbles: Don Mattingly…tag team is not back again
The Executive Director: got it
Mr. Marbles: chill brah
The Executive Director: Ron with two picks
Mexico: Well, I honestly don’t know the real name of any person in this league besides the guy who pays me to be his friend
Mexico: so I pick the absolute worse from last year, Face and Blossom Russo
Mr. Marbles: haha blossom is not going to be happy about this
The Executive Director: Nice – Marbles, you’re up
Mr. Marbles: Rick Moranis…he’s short, he’s stocky, he wants to be a jockey
The Executive Director: Great pick
The Executive Director: Karl with two picks in a row
Karl Farbman: I’ll take the always terrible Notorious A.B.T.
Karl Farbman: and The 21th Precinct
The Executive Director: Marbles back to you
Mr. Marbles: Slovy Maximus…he is turrible….last of my bottom 5 cellars
The Executive Director: slovy is off the board – Ron to you for two picks
Mexico: Gordon Bombay
Mexico: cause I know I can beat him
Mr. Marbles: Bombay rides or dies by the Patriots
Mexico: it’s the Jets now actually
Mexico: well dependin on if he wants to get some or not
Mexico: I pick Waldo
Mexico: Geraldo
Mexico: Faldo
The Executive Director: never trust a man with three names
The Executive Director: back to you Marbles
Mr. Marbles: Boss Hardigan…let’s bring those brothers together
The Executive Director: Karl for two picks
Karl Farbman: I’ll take one guy who always falters down the stretch
Karl Farbman: Teddy KGB
Karl Farbman: And one who has always let me down
Karl Farbman: Kimmy Gibbler
The Executive Director: nice – Marbles?
Mr. Marbles: the newlywed who I already beat once this year…at pre-cana…in the soon-to-be wed game
Mr. Marbles: Will Cover
The Executive Director: Getting personal
The Executive Director: Ron for two
Mexico: shoot I was going to pick People’s Champ but I guess the kitchen got too hot for him
Mexico: I’ll take the rookie, Bud Fox
Mexico: and Art Schlichter
The Executive Director: marbles?
Mr. Marbles: 2010 was clearly a fluke, so I’ll take mr. 1918 himself
Mr. Marbles: Bayonaisse
The Executive Director: marbles takes bayonnaise
Mr. Marbles: yeah however you spell it, the kid bathes in it
The Executive Director: karl?
Karl Farbman: i’ll take, with my last selection – the people’s champ
The Executive Director: So the beard of zeus by default gets:
The Executive Director: kiko garcia, mr deblasis, t-ferg, babe, yaz, and larisa oleynik
Mr. Marbles: best of luck to you zeus…you’re f-ed
Mexico: ha shoot
The Executive Director: thanks for participating everyone