Week 15 Standings
“In gambling, many must lose in order that few may win.” – George Bernard Shaw
Week 14. Absolutely brutal. I usually get right to the standings, but as a league, we need to take a deep breath. Sometimes franchise owners say, “Why don’t I just bet real money? Why bet fake money?” Week 14 is why. There are twenty franchises in this league. Collectively, we were -$7,000 last week. Awful. Of the twenty franchises, only TWO were on the positive side last week. And both only won $100. If you didn’t lose $500 last week, you did okay. If you lost $500, join the crowd.
Week 15 Standings
East
Blossom Russo$2,700
Bummy$700
Babe-$200
The Beard of Zeus-$800
The Phoenix-$2,000
North
Gordon Bombay$3,100
Mr. Marbles$2,100
Thunder Lips$1,000
Teddy KGB$100
Chris B. Corey-$200
South
Kimmy Gibbler$1,500
The People’s Champ$800
Bayonnaise$300
Mr. DeBlasis$200
Rick Moranis-$2,800
West
Karl Farbman$800
Brian Piccolo$400
The 21th Precinct$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$400
Boss Hardigan-$500
Overall Leaderboard
1. Gordon Bombay$3,100
2. Blossom Russo$2,700
3. Mr. Marbles$2,100
4. Kimmy Gibbler$1,500
5. Thunder Lips$1,000
Wild Card Standings
1. Mr. Marbles$2,100
2. Thunder Lips$1,000
3. The People’s Champ$800
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4. Bummy$700
5. Brian Piccolo$400
6. Bayonnaise$300
7. Mr. DeBlasis$200
8. The 21th Precinct$100
9. Teddy KGB$100
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