2012 Divisional Draft Chat
The following is a transcript from the FMFL Divisional Draft, which took place on August 26.
The Executive Director: Welcome to the 2012 FMFL Divisional Draft – Larisa is up
Larisa Oleynik: The Phoenix
The Executive Director: Solid pick – number one on a lot of draft boards
The Executive Director: Karl is up
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Teddy KGB
Karl Farbman: Not a closer
The Executive Director: Bud, you’re up
Bud Fox: Face
Will Cover: Does face get a seniors discount on league dues?
The Executive Director: Ha he should
The Executive Director: Will you’re up with two picks
Will Cover: I’ll take the ABT and Rick M
The Executive Director: Nice – back to you Bud
Bud Fox: Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Back to Karl
Karl Farbman: I’ll take The 21th Precinct
The Executive Director: Larisa over to you for two picks
Larisa Oleynik: Give me the girl next door, Ms. Kimmy Gibbler
The Executive Director: Excellent
The Executive Director: and for your other pick?
Larisa Oleynik: And for my main course, slather me up with some Bayonnaise
Will Cover: Gross
The Executive Director: A delicious choice. Karl, back over to you
Karl Farbman: I’ll take the two brothers who couldn’t hack it with their own franchises, so they were forced to team up – Boss Hardigan
The Executive Director: Boss is off the board – back to you Bud
Bud Fox: We’ll take another two-headed team – Kiko
The Executive Director: Over to Will for two picks
Will Cover: T-Ferg and the Don
The Executive Director: T-Ferg and Don Mattingly off the board
The Executive Director: Back to Bud
Bud Fox: Art Schlichter
The Executive Director: Karl – you’re up
Karl Farbman: I’ll pick the best looking guy in Funny Money – Mr. DeBlasis
The Executive Director: Creepy. Larisa with two picks
Larisa Oleynik: Waldo Geraldo Faldo, naturally
The Executive Director: Naturally
The Executive Director: And with your other pick?
Larisa Oleynik: Ron Mexico, mr. international
The Executive Director: Excellente
Larisa Oleynik: LETS HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, DALE!!!!
The Executive Director: Karl back to you
Karl Farbman: I’ll take the guy with the most facial hair in Funny Money – the Beard of Zeus
Will Cover: Don’t challenge him to a beard off
The Executive Director: Bud over to you
Bud Fox: People’s Champ
The Executive Director: Nice – the defending champion
Bud Fox: Don’t need him getting a big head by being last pick…
The Executive Director: Will over to you for your final two picks of the draft
Will Cover: Let’s make it three years in a row, give me some Marbles
The Executive Director: And for your final selection?
Will Cover: Babe
The Executive Director: Bud, your final pick?
Bud Fox: Blossom…everyone loves her
Larisa Oleynik: DAMMIT
The Executive Director: Karl – two franchises remain, who ya got?
Karl Farbman: I’ll take the Minnesota Miracle Man – Gordon Bombay
The Executive Director: Larisa – that leaves you with Yaz
Will Cover: nice
The Executive Director: Thanks for participating – any parting words as we head into the 2012 season?
Larisa Oleynik: Now you’re all in big, big trouble
Will Cover: Browns, Super Bowl! Naturally.
Karl Farbman: I must break you. All of you.
Bud Fox: Game on!
