2013 Divisional Draft Chat
The following is a transcript from the Divisional Draft, which took place on August 25.
The Executive Director: Welcome everyone
The Executive Director: We will give Gordon until 7:35 before we get started
The Executive Director: Okay, no word from Gordon so we’ll get going
The Executive Director: Order is 1. Bayonnaise 2. Face 3. Gordon 4. Will; then the reverse in the next round
Face: So who picks for him?
The Executive Director: This has happened in the past, we’ll skip him until he joins; if he doesn’t join, he gets the leftovers after you guys pick your divisions
Bayonnaise: Got it.
The Executive Director: Bayonnaise, you’re up with the first pick
Bayonnaise: Well he’s a good man, and even better to have in my division..I’ll take The Phoenix
The Executive Director: Face, up to you
Face: Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Will, two in a row for you
Will Cover: Rick Moranis
Will Cover: and no no notorious ABT
The Executive Director: Well done – Rick is always a first rounder
The Executive Director: Face – you’re up
Face: Bad karma. Teddy KGB
The Executive Director: Naise for two in a row
Bayonnaise: I’ll take The Hurt
The Executive Director: And…
Bayonnaise: and Boss Hardigan
The Executive Director: Back to you Face
Face: T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Roger that – Will Cover for two picks
Will Cover: I’ll take America’s sweetheart Kimmy
The Executive Director: Gibbler off the board
Bayonnaise: Ah I’ve always wanted Kimmy
The Executive Director: And your other pick?
Will Cover: Kiko
The Executive Director: Kiko and Kimmy are gone – Face back to you
Face: People’s Champ
The Executive Director: Ooh the two-time champ, Back to Bayonnaise for two
Bayonnaise: Don Mattingly, hoping for lots of dissention in the ranks here
Bayonnaise: and Art Schlichter
The Executive Director: Face back to you
Face: Waldo Geraldo Faldo
The Executive Director: Got it – Will for your final two selections
Will Cover: Babe
Will Cover: 21th precinct
The Executive Director: Face your final pick
Face: Beard
The Executive Director: And Bayonnaise, your last selection
Bayonnaise: Is Bummy available?
The Executive Director: He’s been out of the league for years
Bayonnaise: I’ll take Marbles
The Executive Director: Got it – that leaves Gordon Bombay with: Blossom Russo; Bud Fox; Karl Farbman; Larisa Oleynik; Ron Mexico; Yaz
Face: Black and blue division
Will Cover: brutal division
The Executive Director: The draft is complete – any final words/trash talk?
Face: Nickolai Volkoff remembers
The Executive Director: Thanks all for participating – until we meet again….
Face: Thanks Dolph
Bayonnaise: It’s been a pleasure fellas
Will Cover: See you degenerates later
