The 2014 Rookie Class: OJ
(Editor’s note: before each season, we like to meet our expansion franchises. This year, we have five rookies. Thanks to Karl Farbman for supplying some of the background on this one.)
OJ enters his first season in the FMFL amid some drama. He recently destroyed his partnership with Don Mattingly, as the only thing the couple could agree on was that they would never win a Funny Money title together. His gambling history might not compare to some other FMFL owners in terms of longevity – a self-proclaimed “late bloomer,” OJ was not a football fan until five years ago – but he has packed a lifetime of gambling into the past few NFL seasons with multiple fantasy accounts, FanDuel profiles, and myriad other gambling ventures. When asked about the relevance of his franchise name, he simply replied: “If it does not fit, you must acquit.”
