2014 Divisional Draft Chat
The following is a transcript from the Divisional Draft, which took place on August 24:
The Executive Director: The order of the draft will go Kimmy, Teddy, Karl, then Bayonnaise. Then the reverse order in the next round. Kimmy you’re on the clock…
Kimmy Gibbler: 21th Precinct
The Executive Director: Wow – bold pick
The Executive Director: Teddy you’re up
Teddy KGB: The Notorious ABT
The Executive Director: Karl – your pick
Karl Farbman: I’ll take perennial cellar dweller The Big Hurt
Bayonnaise: the dynamic duo!
The Executive Director: Two picks for Bayonnaise
Bayonnaise: I’ll take the Phoenix
Bayonnaise: And Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Karl you’re up next
Karl Farbman: I’ll take another duo – T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Teddy back to you
Teddy KGB: Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Now onto Kimmy for two picks
Kimmy Gibbler: Face
Kimmy Gibbler: and….
Bayonnaise: the suspense…
Kimmy Gibbler: Chris B. Corey
The Executive Director: The return of Chris B Corey
Bayonnaise: best portrait all year on the website
The Executive Director: Teddy, you’re up
Teddy KGB: Boss Hardigan
The Executive Director: Karl’s pick
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Don Mattingly who lost his better half (OJ)
The Executive Director: Now onto Bayonnaise for two
Bayonnaise: I’ll take a risk on Abe Froman
The Executive Director: Expansion franchises going now…
The Executive Director: And your other pick?
Bayonnaise: and arguably the most outspoken franchise in league history…The People’s Champ
The Executive Director: True – back to Karl
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Waldo Geraldo Faldo
The Executive Director: Teddy you’re up
Teddy KGB: Yaz
The Executive Director: Most of the old timers are gone now – Kimmy for two
Kimmy Gibbler: The Beard of Zeus
Kimmy Gibbler: and…
Kimmy Gibbler: Mr. Marbles
The Executive Director: Excellent – back to Teddy
Teddy KGB: Dr. Oge
The Executive Director: Now to Karl
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Babe
The Executive Director: Bayonnaise you’re up for two
Bayonnaise: OJ
Bayonnaise: and Shecky
The Executive Director: Back to Karl
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Art Schlichter
The Executive Director: Teddy you’re up
The Executive Director: Here’s the franchises still out there – Kiko Garcia, Gordon Bombay, Larisa Oleynik, Blossom Russo, Ron Mexico, Bud Fox
Teddy KGB: Ron Mexico
Kimmy Gibbler: Bud Fox
The Executive Director: and….
Kimmy Gibbler: Kiko Garcia
The Executive Director: Final pick for Teddy
Teddy KGB: Blossom Russo
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Gordon Bombay
The Executive Director: And that leaves Bayonnaise with Larisa
The Executive Director: Thanks for joining
Bayonnaise: Here’s to football, gentlemen!
Kimmy Gibbler: cheers to that
