2017 Divisional Draft Chat Recap
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 27, 2017.
The Executive Director: Gentlemen….congratulations on winning your division last year. Enjoy the final fruits of your labor tonight. This will be a snake draft, with the order being: Thine, Big Hurt, Gordon, Kenny, and then the reverse in the following rounds. We’ll go 7 rounds until all 2017 franchises have been chosen. Thine, you are up with the first pick:
Thine: Karl Farbman
TBH: He did it
The Executive Director: Thank you Thine
The Executive Director: The Big Hurt you are up
The Big Hurt: Judge Smails
The Executive Director: Gordon’s turn
Gordon Bombay: Don Mattingly
The Executive Director: Excellent choice
The Executive Director: Kenny for two picks
The Executive Director: Paging Kenny….
Kenny Powers: Not the farbman..i’ll take The Notorious ABT and Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Excellent, back to gordon
Gordon Bombay: Shecky
The Executive Director: Big Hurt to you
The Big Hurt: Face, my good man
The Executive Director: Now to Thine for 2
Thine: I’ll take OJ aswellas Neon Boudeaux
The Executive Director: Wow, just thoroughbreds
The Big Hurt: My god…
The Executive Director: Back to the Big Hurt
The Big Hurt: I shall take Patrick Bateman
The Executive Director: Solid – Gordon to you
Gordon Bombay: Ms. Blossom
The Executive Director: Russo is all yours
The Executive Director: Kenny two picks
Kenny Powers: Donnie Jeffcoat and Dr Oge. easy boys
The Executive Director: Gordon to you
Gordon Bombay: Babe
The Executive Director: The Big Hurt is up
The Big Hurt: I select Chris B Corey
The Big Hurt: what have i done
The Executive Director: Now onto Thine for another two
Thine: I will go with Boss Hardigan, in revenge
The Big Hurt: aswellas..
The Executive Director: And another?
Thine: Waldo Geraldo Faldo aswell
Thine: I beat them all. I fear no one.
The Executive Director: The Big Hurt is up
The Big Hurt: The Beard of Zeus
The Executive Director: Nice – now to Gordon
Gordon Bombay: the founding franchise of THE Bayonnaise
Gordon Bombay: may he place late bets
The Executive Director: The man the myth
The Executive Director: Kenny for two picks and the standard 2 minute delay
Kenny Powers: The People’s Champ and T-ferg, you like that godfather?
The Executive Director: I love it. You always impress me. Gordon?
Gordon Bombay: Gimme the Gibbler
The Executive Director: Kimmy is yours
The Executive Director: The Hurt is up
The Big Hurt: Yaz my good man
The Executive Director: now to Thine for his last two
Thine: I will go with Chalky Studebaker
Thine: and Kiko Garcia
The Executive Director: Great and now to the Big Hurt
The Executive Director: Bud, Larisa, and Marbles are left
The Big Hurt: Can I select Thine?
The Executive Director: I wish
The Big Hurt: I take Bud Fox
The Executive Director: Gordon – Larisa Oleynik or Mr. Marbles?
Gordon Bombay: …
Gordon Bombay: Oleynik
The Executive Director: And that gives Kenny Powers Mr. Marbles
The Executive Director: Thank you gentlemen – any parting words as we begin the season?
The Big Hurt: Congratulations Gordon Bombay
Thine: Good luck gentlemen. And congratulations to Gordon, may the odds be ever in his favor.
Kenny Powers: thanks commish. this time drafted teams that are actually still in the league.
The Executive Director: Your best work yet Kenny
The Executive Director: Thanks all and good night
Thine: Good night sir.
Gordon Bombay: Best of luck all
Kenny Powers: I wish none of you luck in typical powers fashion.
The Big Hurt: Goodnight Gentlemen, aswellas Thine
