2018 Divisional Draft Chat Recap
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 26, 2018.
The Executive Director: Welcome to the 2018 FMFL Draft
The Executive Director: Alright since three of four are here and we’ve waited 15 minutes we’ll get started – this is a snake draft – the order is Patrick Bateman, Kimmy Gibbler, Neon Boudeaux, and then Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: The second round reverses with Kenny picking first
The Executive Director: I’ll select for Kimmy Gibbler using last year’s list choosing the worst available franchise
The Executive Director: Patrick Bateman is on the clock
Neon Boudeaux: Ok!
Patrick Bateman: Sounds good, I’ll take Mr. Marbles
The Executive Director: Kimmy will take Blossom Russo; on to Neon
The Executive Director: Neon is up
Neon Boudeaux: I will take THINE
The Executive Director: Sounds good – Kenny Powers for two picks
Kenny Powers: The Big Hurt and The Notorious ABT
The Executive Director: Back to Neon for one
Neon Boudeaux: Waldo
The Executive Director: Kimmy will take OJ; now to Patrick Bateman for two
Patrick Bateman: Bud Fox and Karl Farbman
Neon Boudeaux: Oh boy
The Executive Director: Just building a division with the most handsome franchises owners; solid strategy
Kenny Powers: not the farbman…
Patrick Bateman: Haha..
The Executive Director: Kimmy takes Chalky Studebaker
The Executive Director: Neon is up
Neon Boudeaux: Sweet hair…. i select….
Neon Boudeaux: Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Wow. Over to Kenny for two
Neon Boudeaux: I like to compete
Kenny Powers: Chris B. Corey AND Don Mattingly
The Executive Director: Excellent – back to Neon
Neon Boudeaux: Yaz
The Executive Director: Kimmy takes Gordon Bombay
The Executive Director: Back to Patrick for two
Patrick Bateman: The People’s Champ & Judge Smails
The Executive Director: Great. Kimmy takes T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Neon is up
Neon Boudeaux: Face
Kenny Powers: Babe and Bayonnaise
The Executive Director: Back to Neon
Neon Boudeaux: Boss Hardigan
(Kimmy Gibbler arrives….)
The Executive Director: Kimmy, welcome – you can make your last two selections (I’ve autodrafted the rest for you from the worst players from last season)
The Executive Director: You are actually up, here’s who is left: Dr. Oge, The Beard of Zeus, Larisa Olenyik, Donnie Jeffcoat, Kiko Garcia, and Shecky
Kimmy Gibbler: Give me Oge
The Executive Director: Oge is the pick – Patrick Bateman for two picks
Patrick Bateman: Shecky & Beard of Zeus
Kimmy Gibbler: Larisa
The Executive Director: On to Neon; Donnie and Kiko are all that’s left
Neon Boudeaux: Donnie
The Executive Director: That leave’s last year’s champion, Kiko Garcia to Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Thanks all for joining and good luck this season
Neon Boudeaux: Bonne chance
Patrick Bateman: Thanks ED, good luck fellas
Kenny Powers: Thanks. Good luck gents.