08.27.2023
2023 Divisional Draft Recap
by The Executive Director
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 27, 2023.
The Executive Director: Good evening all
Kenny Powers: Good evening Godfather. How does this Sunday find you?
The Executive Director: Just lovely - ready for football season to get underway
Kenny Powers: ahoy polloi smails
Judge Smails: Where'd you come from a scotch ad?
Judge Smails: Good evening fellas. Excited to be here tonight. Lots of butterflies
Rick Moranis: Hello gentlemen.
Kenny Powers: Good evening Moranis. Your work in Little Giants is unmatched.
Rick Moranis: Thank you, but I really think I nailed it with Honey I Shrunk Thine Kids 2
The Executive Director: Let's get started - welcome to the 2023 FMFL draft and congratulations on winning your division last year. This will be a standard snake draft in order of overall regular season finish last year. Round one will go: 1. Kenny Powers 2. Rick Moranis 3. Babe 4. Judge Smails Round two will be in the reverse order (Smails, Babe, Rick, Kenny), etc. With that, Kenny Powers is on the clock with the first pick.
Kenny Powers: Shecky
The Executive Director: Kenny takes Shecky - now to Rick for the second pick
Rick Moranis: Yaz!
The Executive Director: Seniors going early; over to Babe
Babe: Waldo please
The Executive Director: Waldo Geraldo Faldo is gone. Now to the Judge for two picks
Judge Smails: Blossom Russo and Don Mattingly thanks
The Executive Director: Back to Babe for his next selection
Babe: The Beard of Zeus
The Executive Director: Over to Rick
Rick Moranis: Hunkay Chalky
The Executive Director: Chalky Studebaker is the pick - now to Kenny for two selections
Kenny Powers: The People's Champ and Donnie Jeffcoat
The Executive Director: Kenny takes the 2022 Champ and Donnie. Back to Rick
Rick Moranis: I’ll have a Karl. Any Karl will do. Karl Hungus, perhaps
The Executive Director: Over to Babe
Babe: The leagues’s most handsome man: The Big Hurt
The Executive Director: Between Beard of Zeus and Big Hurt - really going for looks in the division
The Executive Director: Smails for two picks
Judge Smails: The Notorious A.B.T. and Larisa Oleynik
The Executive Director: Back to Babe
Babe: OJ
The Executive Director: Ricky with the next pick
Rick Moranis: Karly Rae Farbman
The Executive Director: Back-to-back Karls for Rick
The Executive Director: Kenny with two selections now
Kenny Powers: is that you... Mr. Marbles and Tony Montana
The Executive Director: Ha back to Rick
Rick Moranis: Simply…Thine
The Executive Director: Babe to select another hunk
Babe: Luther will do
The Executive Director: Over to Smails for two
Judge Smails: Bud Fox and Bayonnaise
The Executive Director: Back to Babe
Babe: Is Biff available?
The Executive Director: He is; Babe takes Biff - over to Rick
Rick Moranis: Christopher Bartholomew Corey
The Executive Director: CBC to Rick; now to Kenny Powers for his last two picks - here's who's left - Boss Hardigan, Patrick Bateman, T-Ferg, Neon Boudeaux, and Kiko Garcia
Kenny Powers: Bateman and Neon.
The Executive Director: Rick for his last pick
Rick Moranis: Fergy
The Executive Director: Babe between Hardigan and Kiko
Babe: The Boss
The Executive Director: And Smails is left with Kiko Garcia
The Executive Director: Thanks all - any parting words before the season starts?
Babe: Thanks, ED. Good luck, all!
Judge Smails: Thanks for making this all happen year after year! Good luck boys
Kenny Powers: Good luck all. Thanks for putting this together every year.
Rick Moranis: Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes, it rains.
The Executive Director: Thanks all!
Rick Moranis: Good Luck.
