08.25.2024
2024 Divisional Draft Recap
by The Executive Director
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 25, 2024.
The Executive Director: Good evening gentlemen Luther Lavay: Good evening Patrick Bateman: Good evening The Executive Director: Good evening Larisa Larisa Oleynik: Hello all Luther Lavay: oh Hey The Executive Director: All division winners are present and accounted for The Executive Director: Welcome to the 2024 FMFL Divisional Draft. Congratulations on winning your division last year. This will be standard snake draft based on finish last year. Round 1 will go 1) Luther Lavay 2) Patrick Bateman 3) Larisa Oleynik 4) Rick Moranis. Round 2 will be the reverse order. We'll go until all 32 franchises have been selected. Luther Lavay you are on the clock. Luther Lavay: Karl Farbman The Executive Director: Excellent choice - Bateman is up Patrick Bateman: Mr. Marbles The Executive Director: Over to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: Blossom Russo The Executive Director: Now onto Rick for two selections Rick Moranis: Shecky aswellas Yaz The Executive Director: Old timers picks; back to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: The Phoenix The Executive Director: The Phoenix was last seen in a gym 5 years ago and is not in the league Luther Lavay: haha Larisa Oleynik: who is Yankow The Executive Director: Chris B. Corey Larisa Oleynik: yeah him The Executive Director: On to Bateman Patrick Bateman: Bud fox - lots of groupthink between he and marbles. The Executive Director: Strategic -- To Luther for two picks Luther Lavay: Yet another Karl (Hungus) and T-Ferg The Executive Director: Cornering the Karl market The Executive Director: Back to Bateman Patrick Bateman: Babe The Executive Director: To Larisa Larisa Oleynik: The Big Hurt The Executive Director: Over to Rick for two Rick Moranis: Smails aswellas Zeus The Executive Director: Back to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: The People's Champ The Executive Director: Bateman up Patrick Bateman: OJ please The Executive Director: Bateman has Orenthal James; over to Luther for two Luther Lavay: Thine and the Notorious ABT The Executive Director: Back to Bateman for the next pick Patrick Bateman: Biff Tannen The Executive Director: Bateman takes Biff. Larisa up Larisa Oleynik: Chalky Studebaker The Executive Director: To Rick for two Rick Moranis: Bayonnaise aswellas Waldo The Executive Director: Back to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: Don Mattingly The Executive Director: Bateman up Patrick Bateman: Donnie Jeffcoat The Executive Director: Luther with his last two picks Luther Lavay: Kenny and Kiko The Executive Director: That leaves Neon Boudeaux, Tony Montana and Boss Hardigan. Bateman is up Patrick Bateman: Neon Boudeaux The Executive Director: Larisa's last pick Larisa Oleynik: Tony The Executive Director: And Boss Hardigan goes to Rick The Executive Director: any parting words before the season starts? Patrick Bateman: Good luck fellas Luther Lavay: Good luck to everyone.... Rick Moranis: It’s time to get Hard. Again Larisa: Fidelio. The Executive Director: Enjoy the season!
